Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Imma Hafta Shoot A Motherfucka In The Ass

This Morning Was Good Until Exactly 11:56 This Morning. Me Minding My Fucking Business On The Bus Stop Waiting For The Public Transit Bus I Came Across A Gentleman. He's Very Unattractive Like A Cross Between Future &&. Jimmy Hendrix. Anyway, I'm Minding My Fucking Business &&. Hes Looking My Way. (Ok Fine Whatever) Then He Begins His Cigarette (Whatever Kill Yourself) but Then After The VERY LAST PUFF (Which Happened To Be at 11:56 a.m.) THIS MOTHERFUCKER FLICKS HIS CIGARETTE BUTT BY MY DAMN FOOT !!!! Who The FUCK This Nigga Think He Is ? I Mean Its One Thing To Do It On Accident but He Did It In Order To Flirt w. Me. -__-
Who TF Does That ?! I Mean Really ?!!! Like Why ? Anyway I Told Him I Was Taken &&. Happy He Then Continues To Tell Me He Has That "Dope Dick" Which Got The Response "Im Sure, You Look Like You Sniff Lines". Anyway Now We're On The Bus (Where I Do 90% Of My Blogging) &&. He's Looking Out The Window. He Even Looks My Way Im Going To Mace THE FUCK Out Of Him =)

Sidenotes: This Man Smells Like Cleaning Supplies
The Bus Is Moving Entirely To Fast. Im Getting Nauseous.
My Feet Barely Touch The Floor
I Have Pizza For Lunch.

Did You All Enjoy My Ghetto Girl Typing ? It Comes Out Sometimes When Im Pissed (Westside Certified).

Love You Bitches xoxo.

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