I Dont Know Why Every Girl Feels Like They Posess The Talent. Twerking In Baltimore Is Fucking ART ! Lls. No but Honestly I've Seen A lot Of Twerking Fails. Lets Describe The Various Twerking Fails:
Twerking w. No Ass: Whether Its In.The Club or For Youtube, If You Have No Ass Dont &&. I REPEAT DONT Go Around Shaking Ya Back Everywhere. If There Is No Cuff Under Your Ass, Give It Up. Every Guy or Fellow Youtuber Will Agree You Have Failed At Twerking.
Cant Dance &&. Attempting To Twerk: If You Cannot Follow A Beat or Keep Up Your Ass Claps w. The Tempo STOP MOVING ! Just Two Step or Do Something Else. I Hate Seeing Asses Moving Ass Fast To Songs Like "Bands A Make Her Dance". Its Irky &&. Uncordinated. However Its Funny As Fuck !
&&. Lastly, Twerking &&. Looking Nasty: Im A Big Girl &&. Honestly I Pride Myself In Being Able To Shake My Ass w.o. Looking Nasty. You MUST Be Conscious What Jiggles &&. When Twerking, Is That Jiggling Appropriate. Just Dont Pull A Heights Chick Move &&. TwerkIn Public &&. Everyone Can See You're Menstrating.
So In Conclusion, If Twerking Is Something Your City Takes Serious Like My Dysfunctional City Does, Have Your Bitches Master The Twerk Before They Go Around Putting On Shows ! Lls.
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