No Complaints.

This Morning Is Fairly Chills. Nothing To Rant About. This Really Cute Girl Just Got On The Bus &&. Someone Smells Good. This Isnt A Real Good Morning To Blog. No Excitement. (Boo.)

I Love To Be Stared At

Nothing Sets My Fucking Heart Aflare Then Someone Fucking Staring at Me. I Dont Know If Its Because They See Something I Dont but I HATE Being Stared At. Its Annoying. I Dont Do It Purposely All The Time but If You're Purposely Staring at Me. Get Your Life Right. I Dont Think Im All That Pretty. I Dont Feel Im Better Then Anyone Else &&. My Clothes Fit.. So WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT ?!

My Weekend Was Amazing. I Went To Dinner &&. A Hookah Bar w. Bae. We Talked About A lot &&. *pause* Im In My Normal Blogging Spot &&. This Man Walks Past Me &&. Smells Straight Like Wet Dog ! Anyway, It Was A Good Date Night. My Mom &&. I Along w. My Cousin Went To The Goodwill &&. Bought Some Real Nice Stuff =) My Cousin &&. Her Son Are Having Some Tough Times Right Now So Its Good That We Can.Help. I Work At My Cousins School So If He Needs Anything He Can Come To Me &&. His Mom Is Staying w. My Mother. They're Pratically Like Sisters. Im Just Glad My Mother Is Interracting w. Someone From,Her Side Of The Family. They Arent Close At All. Hopefully, This Changes A lot &&. We Can Began To See Them More <3

My Fucking Delimma

Ok So Lately I've Been Having These Crazy Sex Dreams. Like I'm Humping Celebrites. Chris Brown Has Gotten It, Rihanna Got Her Box Tasted, Oprah Got A Hit, &&. Selena Gomez Gave Me A Spin. THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS ! Anyway, So Right Now Im At My Hair Dresser &&. Not Only Can She Do Hair but She Is SEXY AS FUCK ! She Has Tattoos, A Nice Chest, A Real Sweet Ass, &&. Did I Mention She Fucking GORGEOUS ! So When She Washes My Hair She Does This Thing Where She Massages The Conditioner Into My Scalp... I Wanted To Lick Her SO BAD ! She Just Is So Gentle, Yet Aggressive, &&. She Has The Prettiest Smile. Her Bestfriend Nikki Is Sexy To. She Has One Of Those Urban Book Characters Type Body. Like Everything About Her Is Pure Estrogen Ecstasy. She's So Pretty &&. Shes A Great Mother To Her Daughters Which Makes Me Want Her Even More. Smh. Its A Damn Shame That Im Crushing On These Women. But A Girl Wants What She Wants &&. If They Ever Tell Me They Want It. They Most Certainly Are Getting It !!

*wink wink*

And I Say All This In The Gayest Way Possible

Love You Bitches xoxo.

Imma Hafta Shoot A Motherfucka In The Ass

This Morning Was Good Until Exactly 11:56 This Morning. Me Minding My Fucking Business On The Bus Stop Waiting For The Public Transit Bus I Came Across A Gentleman. He's Very Unattractive Like A Cross Between Future &&. Jimmy Hendrix. Anyway, I'm Minding My Fucking Business &&. Hes Looking My Way. (Ok Fine Whatever) Then He Begins His Cigarette (Whatever Kill Yourself) but Then After The VERY LAST PUFF (Which Happened To Be at 11:56 a.m.) THIS MOTHERFUCKER FLICKS HIS CIGARETTE BUTT BY MY DAMN FOOT !!!! Who The FUCK This Nigga Think He Is ? I Mean Its One Thing To Do It On Accident but He Did It In Order To Flirt w. Me. -__-
Who TF Does That ?! I Mean Really ?!!! Like Why ? Anyway I Told Him I Was Taken &&. Happy He Then Continues To Tell Me He Has That "Dope Dick" Which Got The Response "Im Sure, You Look Like You Sniff Lines". Anyway Now We're On The Bus (Where I Do 90% Of My Blogging) &&. He's Looking Out The Window. He Even Looks My Way Im Going To Mace THE FUCK Out Of Him =)

Sidenotes: This Man Smells Like Cleaning Supplies
The Bus Is Moving Entirely To Fast. Im Getting Nauseous.
My Feet Barely Touch The Floor
I Have Pizza For Lunch.

Did You All Enjoy My Ghetto Girl Typing ? It Comes Out Sometimes When Im Pissed (Westside Certified).

Love You Bitches xoxo.

The Art Of Twerking

I Dont Know Why Every Girl Feels Like They Posess The Talent. Twerking In Baltimore Is Fucking ART ! Lls. No but Honestly I've Seen A lot Of Twerking Fails. Lets Describe The Various Twerking Fails:

Twerking w. No Ass: Whether Its In.The Club or For Youtube, If You Have No Ass Dont &&. I REPEAT DONT Go Around Shaking Ya Back Everywhere. If There Is No Cuff Under Your Ass, Give It Up. Every Guy or Fellow Youtuber Will Agree You Have Failed At Twerking.

Cant Dance &&. Attempting To Twerk: If You Cannot Follow A Beat or Keep Up Your Ass Claps w. The Tempo STOP MOVING ! Just Two Step or Do Something Else. I Hate Seeing Asses Moving Ass Fast To Songs Like "Bands A Make Her Dance". Its Irky &&. Uncordinated. However Its Funny As Fuck !

&&. Lastly, Twerking &&. Looking Nasty: Im A Big Girl &&. Honestly I Pride Myself In Being Able To Shake My Ass w.o. Looking Nasty. You MUST Be Conscious What Jiggles &&. When Twerking, Is That Jiggling Appropriate. Just Dont Pull A  Heights Chick Move &&. TwerkIn Public &&. Everyone Can See You're Menstrating.

So In Conclusion, If Twerking Is Something Your City Takes Serious Like My Dysfunctional City Does, Have Your Bitches Master The Twerk Before They Go Around Putting On Shows ! Lls.

Goodmorning Bloggers.

Gay.

Ok So This May Come As A Shock but I Like Vagina. I Only Like This One Homosapien w. A Penis but Recently One Of My Exes Who I Was Really Loving At The Time We Were Together Came Back Into My Life. Then My Ex Who I Messed w. The Beginning Of The Year Came Back In Contact w. Me Like Yesterday &&. Wants To Chill. Honestly I Know Its Because She Just Got Out Of A Shitty Four Year Relationship but To Be Honest I've Been Kinda Anticipating Their Breakup. I Know Thats Bad but She Just Has This Personality I Find So Sexy. My Other Ex &&. I Have That Kind Of Love Where It Never Went Away. I Miss Her Kisses &&. Hugs. I Miss Her Laugh. I Miss Her Everything. My Kinda Bf &&. I Havent Been Perfect Lately &&. He Feels A lot Different About Shit Then I Do, but I Still Dont Think Thats A Reason To Cheat or Go Back To Either One Of Them. Dont Get Me Wrong 6 Months Ago I Had Bomb Ass... *clears throat* "Studying Session" w. Personality Type Sexy . Its Just Im Mixed Up Emotionally. Do I Go Back To Someone I Love &&. Leave Who I Love Now &&. Loves Me but Just Isnt The Same or Do I Stay w. Him &&. Ask Him Permission To See One Of Them On The Side ? Question Is Which One ? #BisexualDilemmas

2 Days In A Row.. FUCKS YEA !

I Feel Fucking Amazing Today ! I Mean Like I Feel Amazing ! I Missed A Bus This Morning &. I Wasnt The Least Bit Upset. Having Gone To Church Yesterday Just Made Me Feel So Good. This Week I Feel MGK Invincible.

So Right Now Im On The Bus &&. There Are A lot Of Elderly People &&. Everyone Including Myself Are Giving Up Their Seats. It Just Makes Me Feel Fucking Proud That All Black People Arent Jackasses. Everyone Dogs Us Enough Anyway. Simple Acts Of Kindness Just Prove That Some People Do Have Respect For Our Elders.

My Ex &&. I Actually Have An Actual Friendship. I Mean Aside From His Random Spurts Of Wanting To Do It &&. Then Getting Pissed When I Decline. We're Working On His Urges Because I Have None. Let It Had Still Been Like 2009 I Would Quickly Just Dropped My Pants For Him but I Cant Fathom Him &&. I EVER AGAIN ! Its A Nasty Thought &&. It Rarely Crosses My Mind. In All Honesty I Really Do Love The Guy Im w. Now &&. Fucking Up Again Isnt An Option. Im Nowhere In Love but Im Glad I Have Him.

In Other News: Last Night I Had This Hot &&. Steamy Dream About Me &&. My Ex Girlfriend. It Was FIRE ! Lately I've Had The Craving For Umm You Know.. V A G I N A. Its Like I Miss A Womans Touch &&. I Want It. I Really Am Finding Myself Wanting Her Touch. On Top Of Her w. Her Hand On My Ass &&. We're Kissing On Her Brothers Bed Listening To Jeezy. Just One More Time &&. I Promise I'll Find Another Lls.

(This Junkie Is Leaning On The Bus &&. Shes Terribly Close To My Shoulder)

Anyway Back To Paying Attention To These Stops Before I Miss My Own.

Later Bitches xoxoxo.